Judges Love Harry Potter
Here is a list of times all things Potter showed up in court opinions. Note that this list doesn't include any lawsuit brought against the publishers, or anything where Harry Potter was some type of evidence, or the poor certified public accountant whose name is Harry Potter. This is only a list of references to the books that were not needed in the opinions. If you know of any others please comment.
LEWIS T. BABCOCK, CHIEF JUDGE. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLORADO
Now we get to trial--you know, 'We never said he was an adulterer' . . . . It's outrageous. . . . You have littered the paper in this case, which is now public record, calling Mr. Villescas an adulterer, a nepotist. I'm sorry, it's just outrageous. And then to all of a sudden pull this. You know, it's almost like Harry Potter's invisible cloak.
CHARLES C. LOVELL, Senior United States District Judge. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF MONTANA, GREAT FALLS DIVISION
For all we know, they and their components could be mathematically based, founded upon indisputable empirical research, or simply the magic of young Harry Potter's mixing potions at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Cheryl L. Pollak, United States Magistrate Judge. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
Paulina was interviewed by this Court outside of the presence of her parents, although they both accompanied Paulina to chambers and waited outside the door. In order to make Paulina more comfortable, I did not wear my judicial robe and discussed the Harry Potter books with her
FALL, J.A.D. SUPERIOR COURT OF NEW JERSEY, APPELLATE DIVISION
The parties' daughter, Nicole, is a Harry Potter fanatic. - This was used as proof of good parenting in a custody dispute - I kid you not 373 N.J. Super. 319
Pamela Ann Rymer Circuit Judge
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
Harry Potter dry cleaners would all weaken the commercial magnetism of these marks and diminish their ability to evoke their original associations.
Pamela Ann Rymer Circuit Judge
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
Neither the parties nor the courts should have to divine whether discretion is conferred. It either is, in so many words, or it isn't. For sure, there is no magic to the words "discretion" or "authority" - but we're not at Hogwarts.
Alex Kozinski (the king)
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
But this is not a Harry Potter novel; there is no charm for making a defendant's constitutional rights disappear.
Janice Rogers Brown (Go Janice!!!)
I respectfully dissent. In 1942, the United States Supreme Court, like a wizard trained at Hogwarts, waved its wand and "plucked the commercial doctrine out of thin air. -Quoting Kozinski Law Review Article
One last thing, below is a Lexis Nexis Core Terms paste:
CORE TERMS: muggle
LEWIS T. BABCOCK, CHIEF JUDGE. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLORADO
Now we get to trial--you know, 'We never said he was an adulterer' . . . . It's outrageous. . . . You have littered the paper in this case, which is now public record, calling Mr. Villescas an adulterer, a nepotist. I'm sorry, it's just outrageous. And then to all of a sudden pull this. You know, it's almost like Harry Potter's invisible cloak.
CHARLES C. LOVELL, Senior United States District Judge. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF MONTANA, GREAT FALLS DIVISION
For all we know, they and their components could be mathematically based, founded upon indisputable empirical research, or simply the magic of young Harry Potter's mixing potions at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Cheryl L. Pollak, United States Magistrate Judge. UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
Paulina was interviewed by this Court outside of the presence of her parents, although they both accompanied Paulina to chambers and waited outside the door. In order to make Paulina more comfortable, I did not wear my judicial robe and discussed the Harry Potter books with her
FALL, J.A.D. SUPERIOR COURT OF NEW JERSEY, APPELLATE DIVISION
The parties' daughter, Nicole, is a Harry Potter fanatic. - This was used as proof of good parenting in a custody dispute - I kid you not 373 N.J. Super. 319
Pamela Ann Rymer Circuit Judge
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
Harry Potter dry cleaners would all weaken the commercial magnetism of these marks and diminish their ability to evoke their original associations.
Pamela Ann Rymer Circuit Judge
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
Neither the parties nor the courts should have to divine whether discretion is conferred. It either is, in so many words, or it isn't. For sure, there is no magic to the words "discretion" or "authority" - but we're not at Hogwarts.
Alex Kozinski (the king)
UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT
But this is not a Harry Potter novel; there is no charm for making a defendant's constitutional rights disappear.
Janice Rogers Brown (Go Janice!!!)
I respectfully dissent. In 1942, the United States Supreme Court, like a wizard trained at Hogwarts, waved its wand and "plucked the commercial doctrine out of thin air. -Quoting Kozinski Law Review Article
One last thing, below is a Lexis Nexis Core Terms paste:
CORE TERMS: muggle
